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Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:12 AM, with 12,336 notes

youngstero:

cptn-rogerss:

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

well you wouldn’t have to google it if you watched supernatural

did the show supernatural invent vampires

Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:11 AM, with 3,506 notes

powerburial:

krystiname0w:

powerburial:

Dr. Phil is short for Dracula Phil

Crying

whats wrong?

Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:11 AM, with 4,115 notes

blackdenimjeans:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

He looks and acts like a roach

Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:06 AM, with 29,845 notes

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:05 AM, with 6,143 notes

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Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:05 AM, with 58,845 notes

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

Tagged: #video,
Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:03 AM, with 4,750 notes

nicoangeli:

*apollo pulls lyre out of nowhere* anyway, here’s wonderwall

Posted on 2nd Sep at 3:02 AM, with 4,350 notes

denchgang:

when i die…put a tity in my hand…let them know how i lived

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