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Posted on 21st Sep at 2:22 AM, with 181,705 notes

owyn-sama:

TOMORROW IS DECEMBER 

I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER

Posted on 21st Sep at 2:22 AM, with 290,275 notes

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin
Posted on 21st Sep at 2:19 AM, with 426,758 notes

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

Tagged: #literally me,
Posted on 21st Sep at 2:17 AM, with 378,502 notes

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

Posted on 21st Sep at 2:15 AM, with 86,658 notes
tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.
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tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.

Posted on 21st Sep at 2:13 AM, with 127,670 notes
curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
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curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

Tagged: #cuties, #nyoom,
Posted on 21st Sep at 2:10 AM, with 62,823 notes

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

Tagged: #cutie, #video,
Posted on 21st Sep at 2:08 AM, with 29,047 notes
bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy
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bonsoirgrenouille:

cash or credit, fuckboy

Posted on 21st Sep at 2:04 AM, with 13,313 notes

haydenrodgers:

thegreatestpracticaljoke:

Me:

image

You:

image

you don’t understand how big a burn that is

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