How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
What is a “pop punk” and why do they like pizza and hate their parents so much
Because pizza doesn’t suck ass but my parents do. And pop-punk is the music I listen to you uncultured shit.
Crikey! I seemed to have bothered the pop punk in its natural habitat. It seems to be getting defensive. I hear they’re very dangerous when they’re defensive. They supposedly do this “posi jump” as a defense mechanism.
i was gonna do that but i was unsure, so thank you loads for your advice!! believe me i was shocked when he asked me, and i didn't think it was realistic either until now, pretty weird isn't it hahahah, although it's not near your cliche romantic storylines in tv shows!
make sure u bring him a fedora for if he seriously gets all up yr butt about “just being friends” bc he’s gonna need one to complete his new “friendzoned douche canoe” look. but hey, good luck, and let me know how it goes!!!
games that let u edit ur character even after the character creation screen
so theres this party, entrance fee is near $28 , this friend of mine asked me to go with him, & insisted that he paid my ticket. now i dnt wanna go w/him bc i wanted to be with friends + im not too interested in him, but he was so determined saying i could hang with friends and be with him at the same time,why dont i wanna go with him etc etc. i eventually gave in but i really dnt wnna feel awkward, cus i wanna ditch him to be with friends but i dnt wna feel bad about him buying me a ticket :/
ahhh i don’t know friend. i guess you should just go and if he tries making a major move or anything just tell him that you just want to be friends???? i honestly didn’t realize things like this happen irl and not just in tv shows tbh and i’m a bit jealous. how do these things happen. why do they happen.
“The sexualization of women is only appealing if it’s nonconsensual. Otherwise it’s “sluttiness”.”
Lindy West (via lavenderlabia)
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.